This is the story of B-109, Sec 27 Noida; Dated - 20th-Dec-07
Normally the front doors of this house are wide open whole night. Is this an open invitation to thefts or Bulgar's?? No never!!! This house is in extremely secure area, no such miss happenings ever happens over here. In fact there is a police chocki very near to house, but it has been shifted recently. From last few days Miraj use to latch the front door, just because the head of family KD is enjoying his honeymoon period in Bangalore.
From last few days every day 7:15 AM, there is a knock on the front door. Hans Kumar Jain wakes up, opens the door and again hides himself inside his in lovable RAJAI, with his headphones in his ears putting his mobile radio mode. The knock is normally given by thecleaning person (Rajendra Basu), who comes every day for booming house and washing clothes. Rajendra normally comes in, removes his shoes and start brooming the house. Then near about 7:30 i.e after 15mins, one more person enters the house, he is sweeper called Raju, who normally enters without removing his shoes. As soon as Raju enters, he engages himself in cleaning the front bathroom. Then moves to Judi and Bhaya's bedroom to clean the attached bathroom there, as he has his shoes put down his knocks makes Bhaya awake every day.
This was the normal Thursday morning, as usual it was very foggy outside on Delhi roads. The temperature was very low so no one wants to move out of their lovable rajai's. But there was something special about this morning. What was that?? Ohh VC's Birthday. Say Happy Birthday to him and more special thing about this morning to know that Keep reading.....
Hans wakes up at 7:00 AM for toilet, and got a rocking idea. He thought after 15-20 mins Rajendra will knock the door and he has to again move out of his rajai. So why not just unlatch the door right now?? and hide himself inside his rajai with his radio on. Now at 8:00 AM Himanshu comes rocking to me, and shouted in his full pitch, "Miraj had you taken my mobile to make some calls" (These statements were quoted in inverted commas of Bhaya). I abused him a lot in my heart and replied a big NO. Then he said, I am not able to find my mobile. So i just thought to find my mobile around, just as usual because i loves it very much. When my hand roam around my cushion I was noat abel to find my mobile near around. By that time Bhaya was trying to call his cell from Hans cell (some cheap Nokia mobile) and his mobile status was Switch Off. So I I asked him to just give a call to my lovable Nokia 3230 (buy costing 13,600 Rs). Bhaya had placed the mobile on loudspeakers and dialed my no, next moment sweet airtel music filled the room. A sweet girls voice started stating, " The no you are trying to call is temporarily switched off". Next statement from my mouth (with inverted commas of course) was, Bhaya someone has stolen our mobiles. After quoting that I again hided my self inside my rajai. But sleeps from my eyes had already flown away. Then I shouted on my full pitch how come some can leave Judi's Moto Rocker (which is the costliest phone available in B-109) and takes our two's mobiles. When we tried to call Moto Rocker, we got same status message in same sweet voice SWITCH OFF.
Moral of the story:
Never keep your doors open when head of family is not in home.
AND
Never buy costly mobiles
